Head --> Desk. Repeat as necessary.

So, not only is Bush's claim that social security in imminent danger of going bankrupt complete bunk (this we knew already), but the union that represents the large majority of social security administration employees is opposed to his plan of bringing in private accounts. BUT, the social security administration is being forced to use its own money to issue statements in favour of Bush's plan. Despite the fact that they don't believe it will work.

WHY DO WE LIVE IN BIZARRO WORLD!?